This just in: President Bush somehow less popular than getting kicked in the groin
by Arlen Parsa

Yes, according to the clearly trustworthy compilation of a wildly inaccurate internet poll and the latest CBS News opinion poll, the President of the United States is actually less popular than getting kicked in the groin. Obviously, the results of the online poll taken among 4,000 teenage boys should be taken just as seriously, if not more seriously, than the CBS News poll registering President Bush at 28% approval.
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