The Daily Background

The following is an important announcement, on behalf of Republican Senator George Allen:

George Allen is not Jewish. He swears it. If he’s anything, he’s not Jewish. He really, really, really wants you to know this. It’s very important to him that he’s not. He loves his mother’s pork chops. He is also a fan of ham. In addition, he enjoys praying to Jesus in his spare time.

This was merely a coincidental scheduling change. Totally coincidental. Nothing to do with anything else, ever.

Senator Allen thanks you for your careful attention.

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