John Bolton turns out to be…

Filed at 3:30 pm, Sunday April 30th 2006
by Arlen Parsa


This just in: new White House Chieff of Staff Josh Bolton’s true identity is….

It’s time for the White House to go on offense and “get our mojo back.” Josh Bolten said Sunday in his first interview since taking over as the president’s chief of staff.

Okay, you can guess where I’m going with this
I wonder if Bolton’s plan for getting back Austin’s..err.. the President’s mojo..err, wait he actually did say mojo… mojo includes a time machine, sharks, and a really big frickin laser.

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