The Daily Background
| “Geraldo At Large” reports on Tom DeLay.
Filed at 4:30 pm, Tuesday April 04th 2006
by Arlen Parsa
by Arlen Parsa
AHAHHHAAHAHAH.
“Tom Delay was to me, the epitome of the ruthless opportunist.”
Geraldo is “reporting” on Tom DeLay’s announcement. He just called him the “Dark Lord” of Congress. “And now [dramatic pause], he is… gone” Hahahaha. Wow. I can’t believe this made it into Geraldo at large. Gee, it must be reallllly big news if Geraldo is covering it. I’m surprised he’s not too busy with the missing white girl in Aruba or something. Wow. Wowowow. Ahahaha. It’s so funny watching these stories filter into daytime television. Actually, I’m surprised I was actually watching Geraldo at Large. Yeah. Come to think of it, that was the really weird part of this.
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